"I used to volunteer here.. never thought I'd be standing on the other side of the counter."
"We all travel some rough roads."
"Yeah, and you know, I just quit my job at the worst possible time."
"The recession, and all that."
"What were you doing?"
"I was a hairstylist."
"Five buck tips, on my feet all day, touchy grabby boss."
"I might regret it, but I am looking for something completely different."